Yesterday at the hotel breakfast room we had to listen to a couple discuss which had more alcoholism, bars, and churches: New Orleans or Nashville. The man loudly described how alcoholic everyone from New Orleans is. Apparently he is from Nashville because his wife insisted that there were way more bars in Nashville than New Orleans.

This morning we listened two ladies discuss someone's diet: "She can have 45 carbs a day, and every protein she eats cuts down on her carbs. You know carbs is sugar."

Please turn up the tv in the breakfast room!